Show me your Ink
The Birth of the
Sasuke Uchiha - うちはサスケ [23.07]
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
FEEL PAIN. KNOW PAIN. ACCEPT PAIN.
happy birthday sasuke uchiha no i’m only kidding it’s not happy and it never has been since you were eight years old and you saw your entire family slaughtered in front of you oh well shit happens i guess go eat some cake
sasuke is my son and i love him. happy bday lil guy
au where shino and kiba call hinata “boss”
how you doin boss. why is boss’ face red. boss is crying go help her. that dude just insulted boss ill beat them up.
お誕生日おめでとう Sasuke! (●´∀｀●) Thank you for being born!